Spell check

I've just had he most ridiculous conversation with my mom...brought to you by spell checker...the letter O and the number 7.

Me: I finally had a good night sleep. I did wake up in the night but I made sure I didn't wear my watch to bed...and when I woke up I didn't look at the clock.

Carol: I'm glad your rested.

Me: Me too...Maybe it was the hot chocolate I had before going to bed. I don't know, I am just glad I slept.

Carol: If you made it with hot mild that would defiantly help. Warm/hot milk produces tryptophan and that makes you sleep.

Me: Hmm...hot mild? Did your spell check go crazy on you? Yes...I made it with Cadbury's drinking chocolate...I had warm milk.

Carol: I had Horlicks made with hot mold last night and slept like a log.

Me: Um...with hot mold..that sounds lovely??? Whats up with your spell check??? If I drank hot mold I don't think I'd sleep like a log...I'd probably have to sleep by the toilet...

(I had to stop several times to wipe away the tears as I typed this...)

Comedy like this just happens naturally...and is sponsored by spell check....