coasters

Sometimes I think I have to be the biggest nerd in the world! I was at the mall last night with Sarah and we went into this funny card store. If you know me, you know I can't resist a funny card store.

While browsing, we came across these funny coasters..and I couldn't resist.

This one says:

maureen, he's everything i've ever wanted in a man...tall, dark and on top of me

This one is my favorite..I think you'll quickly see why...

ladies, i will not stand here and let you talk abut charlene like that, even though we all know she gets more ass than a toilet seat.

There are 3 more..but you'll have to visit me to see them....